Stripping her down to her triples we find out how we can add her to our network, find photos, that her and I are already in the same extended network  (well maybe in my dreams) and that she’s feeling productive right now (is that the same as being hot?).

More usefully, her friend count (203,412) and last login date (Tuesday) are both published in the only de jure machine readable meta-data format that we know – for sure – can publish just about any fact.